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What's worse: a pit of snakes or a pit of spiders?

It would depend on a few things. Are the snakes or the spiders venomous? Are the snakes large enough to be dangerous to humans even if they're not venomous? When was the last time they were fed and are they likely to be hungry? I'd take the non-venomous, non-dangerous, not hungry pit of beasties, thank you very much. Preferably the snakes though; spiders creep me out a little bit.

Of course, this is assuming I personally have to be in one of the pits. If it belongs to me and I'm throwing the hero that's trying to stop my evil plans into it, then I'd take the pit of whatever's most venomous. And then I'd shoot them. In the head. Multiple times.