Sheryl Nome

Writer's Block: Between a rock and a hard place

What's worse: a pit of snakes or a pit of spiders?


It would depend on a few things. Are the snakes or the spiders venomous? Are the snakes large enough to be dangerous to humans even if they're not venomous? When was the last time they were fed and are they likely to be hungry? I'd take the non-venomous, non-dangerous, not hungry pit of beasties, thank you very much. Preferably the snakes though; spiders creep me out a little bit.

Of course, this is assuming I personally have to be in one of the pits. If it belongs to me and I'm throwing the hero that's trying to stop my evil plans into it, then I'd take the pit of whatever's most venomous. And then I'd shoot them. In the head. Multiple times.
Sheryl Nome

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B I N G O
B fisting / stretching phonesex / epistolary caning medical kink shaving / depilation
I danger tickling consent play washing / cleaning gender play
N watersports bodies and body parts wildcard anonymity sex toys (non-penetrating)
G breathplay subspace / headspace object penetration sensation play masters doms slaves & subs
O dirty talk in public prostitution / sex work uniforms / military kink historical roleplay


My Kink Bingo card.
Sheryl Nome

Writer's Block: You're my best friend

If you could shrink any animal down to miniature size and carry it around in your pocket, which animal would you choose?


None of them. I like my fingers intact and my pockets free of urine and faecal matter.

Plus animals deserve to be able to move, even if it is within the confines of a cage. The average pocket would squish them and force them to remain still. That's just cruel.
Sheryl Nome

In response to the recent ffr/ffrr grudgewank

It's become obvious that certain grudgewanky persons who shall remain nameless have no problems with hypocritically causing trouble for other people under the rallying call of Won't Somebody Please Think Of The Children?'

They've already fucked things up for the under-18s who were members of fanficrants, irritating several parents who used that comm as a teaching aid in regards to safe sexual practices in the process.

Unfortunately I suspect them to be behind some of the troll comments I've been receiving on my fics recently. I wouldn't put it past them to take the next step and actually report my stories to the fanfiction.net admin team, despite having porn of their own archived on that site.

I'm tempted to move my fics now, before they take such a step. I'm reluctant to abandon my readers on ffn though. Archive Of Our Own is tempting me though, as that site does allow porn. but it isn't exclusively for adult rated fics like AFF is.

I don't know though. What do you think?

Poll #1578383 Moving fic

Should I remove all my fics from fanfiction.net?

Yes
1(12.5%)
No
5(62.5%)
Chocolate
2(25.0%)

Should I just remove the smut fics from fanfiction.net?

Yes
4(44.4%)
No
1(11.1%)
Strawberry
4(44.4%)

Should I create an AO3 account for my fics?

Yes
7(77.8%)
No
0(0.0%)
Vanilla
2(22.2%)

Am I just overreacting here?

Yes
2(22.2%)
No
3(33.3%)
Neapolitan
4(44.4%)