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Dec. 31st, 2011

From 18th October 2009 ownwards, this journal is FRIENDS ONLY!

If you're looking for fic written by me, all of it is archived at anselajonlafic or ruri_iro_kujaku.

If you want to read my regular posts, friend me and, preferably, comment here. I don't bite, and I'll usually friend back.

Banner credit to the lovely delwynmarch

Can't... unsee...

Thanks, mum.
What's worse: a pit of snakes or a pit of spiders?

It would depend on a few things. Are the snakes or the spiders venomous? Are the snakes large enough to be dangerous to humans even if they're not venomous? When was the last time they were fed and are they likely to be hungry? I'd take the non-venomous, non-dangerous, not hungry pit of beasties, thank you very much. Preferably the snakes though; spiders creep me out a little bit.

Of course, this is assuming I personally have to be in one of the pits. If it belongs to me and I'm throwing the hero that's trying to stop my evil plans into it, then I'd take the pit of whatever's most venomous. And then I'd shoot them. In the head. Multiple times.
B fisting / stretching phonesex / epistolary caning medical kink shaving / depilation
I danger tickling consent play washing / cleaning gender play
N watersports bodies and body parts wildcard anonymity sex toys (non-penetrating)
G breathplay subspace / headspace object penetration sensation play masters doms slaves & subs
O dirty talk in public prostitution / sex work uniforms / military kink historical roleplay

My Kink Bingo card.

Writer's Block: You're my best friend

If you could shrink any animal down to miniature size and carry it around in your pocket, which animal would you choose?

None of them. I like my fingers intact and my pockets free of urine and faecal matter.

Plus animals deserve to be able to move, even if it is within the confines of a cage. The average pocket would squish them and force them to remain still. That's just cruel.


Take a look at this fic (specifically chapters 1, 4, 9, 15, 16, 18, 19 and 37) (various ratings, some NSFW), this fic and these three fics, and then compare them to this fic, and tell me what you think.

I'll be over here in the corner throwing stuff and swearing.

Cat pic spam

I can't be arsed to try and figure out what's been posted before, so I'm posting everything I can find on my computer.Cut for pictures. Lots and lots of pictures. Definitely not dialup friendly. Not in any way.Collapse )

Part Two is Here
It's become obvious that certain grudgewanky persons who shall remain nameless have no problems with hypocritically causing trouble for other people under the rallying call of Won't Somebody Please Think Of The Children?'

They've already fucked things up for the under-18s who were members of fanficrants, irritating several parents who used that comm as a teaching aid in regards to safe sexual practices in the process.

Unfortunately I suspect them to be behind some of the troll comments I've been receiving on my fics recently. I wouldn't put it past them to take the next step and actually report my stories to the fanfiction.net admin team, despite having porn of their own archived on that site.

I'm tempted to move my fics now, before they take such a step. I'm reluctant to abandon my readers on ffn though. Archive Of Our Own is tempting me though, as that site does allow porn. but it isn't exclusively for adult rated fics like AFF is.

I don't know though. What do you think?

Poll #1578383 Moving fic

Should I remove all my fics from fanfiction.net?


Should I just remove the smut fics from fanfiction.net?


Should I create an AO3 account for my fics?


Am I just overreacting here?


An experiment

Sparked by ongoing wank on FFR and FFRR...

I'm going to post several icons here, the cause of the wank. I would like people's interpretation of them, devoid of all context or knowledge of who really owns them. This means that delwynmarch, tea_fiend and agenttrojie should probably not comment.

Under here...Collapse )

Writer's Block: Sheldon and Penny 4ever!

Fanfiction: Do you love it or hate it, or are you totally indifferent? Why?

I love fanfiction. I enjoy finding well-written fic that makes me look at characters in new ways especially. And I owe some of my fandoms to fanfiction, as I never would have heard of them without the ever-popular crossover. I like writing as well, getting my ideas out onto the screen for other people to hopefully read and enjoy.

(Ew, you suxx0rs 4 liking Sheldon/Penny. Sheldon/Johnny 4eva!)

15 characters meme!

Ganked from cairnsy
1) Make a list of 15 characters first, and keep it to yourself for the moment. (That way you're not leading the questions asked to fit the characters.)

2) Ask your flist to post questions in the comments. (Go ahead, ask several! That's a lot of characters.)

For example:

"4, 6, 12 & 15 are starting a band together, what is their name and what kind of music do they play? Also, who's the lead singer, and what instruments do the others play?"

"Have 3 write a fanfic about 7 and 12."

"14 and 13 are fighting over what, and who wins?"

"14 describes their first kiss with 7."

"1, 2, and 3 meet up and argue 10's shortcomings."

(etc, etc, etc)

3) After your flist has asked enough questions, round them up and answer them using the 15 characters you selected beforehand, and then post them.

The list can be found HERE on my fic journal. Comments are now disabled on this post.
TVTropes is a bottomless pit that sucks you into its depths and tries to drag you back in whenever you attempt to leave it.

But very occasionally it gives you something back. A new fandom to read or watch, a good fic to enjoy, a game that you might not otherwise have heard of... and music.

Thanks to TVTropes I found the soundtrack to Traitor General - a Warhammer 40K Gaunt's Ghost book by Dan Abnett. Yes, an actual soundtrack to a book.

And I'm loving it. It's great music to listen to. Especially while browsing TVTropes.

EDIT: Dug up a link to tracks 6 - There are No Miracles (Only Men) - and 11 - Rengarth's Lament - on YouTube.

There are No Miracles (Only Men)

Rengarth's Lament

Song meme

Ganked from bassair

Step 1: Put your MP3 player on random.
Step 2: Post the first line from the first 20 songs that play.
Step 3: Post and let everyone you know guess what song and artist the lines come from.
Step 4: Strike out the songs when someone guesses correctly.
Step 5: Looking them up on Google or any other search engine is CHEATING!

1) I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was
2) There's no time for us, there's no place for us
3) I can dim the lights and sing you songs full of sad things
4) I am what I am, I am my own special creation

5) Hold a halo round the world
6) An old cowpoke went riding out one dark and windy day
7) She's got a smile that it seems to me reminds me of childhood memories
8) Nothing is so good it lasts eternally

9) Kawaita kaze ni tadayoi nagara oto mo tatezu ni chikazukeba
10) Turn the spotlights on the people
11) Prison gates won't open up for me
12) Into the abyss I'll fall - the eye of Horus
13) Are you lost in your lies?
14) Some boys kiss me
15) They fall in line one at a time

16) Let me apologise to begin with
17) No one else will help us to get through
18) Yeah here we go for the hundredth time
19) How can I repay you brother mine?
20) Once upon a time, not so long ago

Bleach sparkletext

What is this? It's a way for you to express your opinions on characters, plot twists, chapters and episodes in a fun way, using sparkletext. Put a short sparkletext message in your comment, with an optional non-sparkly explanation if you feel it's necessary.

Please, be nice about it. No flaming, bashing, homophobia, heterophobia or shipping wars allowed. Splash out, have fun and let the sparkles fly.

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